Sometimes you get presented with an opportunity just too good to pass up.  Me…I get presented with those “great opportunities” pretty much daily.

Take today, for example…

First,  I, formally known as Melina Tomson but now known as “email bearer,” won a cool $2.5M in a lotto I never entered.  I was always taught that hard work would be rewarded, but apparently my mere existence in the universe will bring me millions today…how cool is that?

Then, I was contacted by a Colonel in the Sudanhese government wanting to invest in real estate, here in local Salem Oregon…how often does that happen? He must have read my blog!  That’s it!… All I have to do is give him my email address to start talking because the email address he used to contact me apparently isn’t the one he is looking for…I love selling real estate, sign me up for that!

I’m thinking I should email him back with my new email address of DoYouReallyThinkPeopleFallForThis@Tomsonburnham.com or StopSpammingMe@TomsonBurnham.com.  I’d use some 4 letter words in there, but I don’t want to offend any of you readers with my foul language…

Finally, not one, but two…man I rock, two!…emails from Hong Kong banks directed to me, so politely with “your kind attention,” about helping to launder assist in the placement of money here in the US.  Who can resist an email that asks for your “Kind Attention” on it.  Clearly not me…I can’t believe all these great people that want to use little ol’ me, here in Salem Oregon, to help them!  They really got me thinking of contacting them with that second email because they corrected the spelling errors from the first email they sent 5 minutes earlier.  Clearly, these are good people…

Anyway…all of these amazing opportunities have me reconsidering selling real estate here in Salem Oregon.  I don’t know…Doesn’t get much better than these choices…Where do you think my future lies…


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